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Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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