I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
operation have a gay friend backfired
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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