This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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