Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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