Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
