Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
