she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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