We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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