shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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