I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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