i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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