i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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