Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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