found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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