I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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