Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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