Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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