Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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