dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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