How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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