Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
