In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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