david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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