you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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