she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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