I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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