is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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