And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I came so hard my ears popped.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
