A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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