I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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