Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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