Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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