I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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