yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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