Are we in a gay sports bar?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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