scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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