mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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