WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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