Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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