That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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