She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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