awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Watching her eat just hurts me
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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