why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
