i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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