Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You took a bar mat shot.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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