I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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