i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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