Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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