so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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