Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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