have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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