Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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