i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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