Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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