either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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