just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I think people are normalizing furries
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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