I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
