Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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